Menai Straits Dogging Warning

Police have warned couples to stop fucking each other by the bridge that joins North Wales to Anglesey, otherwise they’re going to start filming them. It’s a layby on the A5 in a beauty spot near the Menai Strait. Locals have said that dirty doggers are ruining the place. North Wales Police have threatened to install mobile CCTV cameras if the dirty doggers keep having sex in a layby overlooking the Menai Strait. This strait separates the island of Anglesey from the mainland of Wales.

Not sure what the police hope to achieve by filming such events, maybe it’s just a groundless threat in order to scare off potential doggers. Remember of course that dogging is not illegal and it’s ONLY an offence if somebody notices you and doesn’t like what they see. Wales as a whole must have thousands of dogging areas, I mean it’s so rural it’s just one giant dogging location. If you live in South Wales then there’s a list of South Wales Dogging Locations here.

Welsh Doggers

North Wales Dogging

Quickie With a Stranger in Nottingham

Tanya has been a Nottingham Dogging Action member for a few years now and this week she sent in a true encounter she had just by chance, earlier in the year, April 2014 infact. Tanya writes: I had just left the house to walk into the center of Nottingham, I was feeling a bit horny as I hadn’t had sex for three days so I tarted myself up a bit, I had a tight tshirt on, so my big tits stuck out, short dark blue skirt and stockings and heels. As I was approaching the canal this black youth approached me, he was probably 19 or so, maybe early twenties. He was holding a sheet of paper and he asked me if I knew where ***** ******* Road was (edited for security). I replied yes I did but he was a long way from it, it was about a 25 minute walk along the canal. He wasn’t happy, he said “oh fuck I’m gonna be so late”.

We walked together towards the canal and I asked him where he was going, he showed me the paper and he was doing community service. He was due there at 9am and it was already  8.55am. I felt a bit sorry for him but I also noticed he was 5′ 11″, quite good looking and of course black. I said, “look, let me get my car and I can drive you there in about 5 minutes”, so I went back to the house to get my car, he’d phoned his mum and I think she was having a go at him for being late but he explained that a lady had offered him a lift there. I pulled up next to him in my little red 306 and noticed his eyes on my legs as my stocking tops had been revealed when I sat in the car. “Jump in handsome”, I said.

We got onto the main road, over the bridge and WTF, a long tailback of traffic, there had been a heavy storm overnight and the road under the railway bridge had been flooded so police were only allowing traffic one way at a time and very, very slowly. He said, “shit, it doesn’t look like it’s my lucky day”, I replied, “oh you never know” giving him a knowing smile. Eventually we got there, turning into the industrial estate where the offices were. The left side of the road was businesses and the other side was tree lined with a park. It took almost as long to drive there as it would have to walk. He squinted at the door and said “too late, look, they’ve already left, man I am really fucked now”. I pulled across to the right side of the road, under the shade of a tree, we sat there for a few seconds until I said “so what do you want to do now ?” He said “can you drop me back in the center please ?” Despite having undone my seat belt and revealed even more of my stocking tops, my signals were simply not getting through to the guy. So I decided to take the direct approach and replied “Yes no problem, or you could just get your cock out and let me suck it”.

Dogging in Nottingham

Nottingham Dogger

He turned to me with a nervous smile, he was almost speechless, I said “look it’s your lucky day and mine, I need a fuck so lets stop wasting time”. I pushed his seat back, yanked his trackie bottoms down and pulled his man meat out. It was a nice size and very smooth, he obviously shaved or waxed and I liked that. I began frantically slurping and gagging on his dick, squeezing his balls, he relaxed and leaned back. I was trying to be quick as although the road was quiet it was still a public highway. I started wanking him, then suddenly his phone goes, “it’s my mum” he says. He pulls his trackie bottoms up and answers the phone, she’s giving him grief for missing his community service, as he’s talking I slip my hand back into his trousers and feel his cock is still very hard, I start slowly wanking him in his trousers as he’s talking to his mum. This went on for about a minute, he carried on rabbiting to her, I got out of the car and grabbed a blanket from the boot. I had a stiff 19 year old black cock in my car and I wasn’t going to miss this opportunity.

He was off the phone, I said “come on” grabbed his hand and we walked into the park, we found a quiet spot in the corner under some trees. I whipped my knickers off, grabbed his cock and started rubbing it all over my clit and pussy, I was so gagging for it. He said “I don’t have any condoms”, I smiled and replied “so what”, he grinned back. I pushed his dick into me, all the way, I took the whole length, then I said, “keep it there, stay in me and play with my tits”. He fumbled under my bra and got a good handful of my tits and hard nipples. Then I started grinding my hips and he reciprocated by slowly pumping me, it felt amazing being fucked outdoors by a black stud bareback. We started getting more frantic as I started to orgasm I knew he wouldn’t be far behind. We began shouting and swearing at each other with passion, he got faster and faster, his dick convulsed and he shot a fucking big load of come all the way into me.

We collapsed in a heap, hardly able to breath, that was fucking great. As we cleaned up, I said “next time don’t be late for your community service”. He looked back at me and laughed replying “Oh, I finished CS about 4 months ago, it’s a great way to approach fit MILF’s that might fancy a fuck” – Cheeky fucker was playing me all along, but I’m glad he did. We meet regularly now for dirty sex sessions. Other Nottingham Dogging Locations include:

  • Mansfield, Hardwick Park – Take the A517 out of town heading towards the M1 Junction 29.
    At Glapwell turn left and follow the signs to Hardwick Park.
  • Holme Village – Enter the village and keep the old style phone box on your right and
    follow the road through to the end.
  • Blidworth Woods – Take the A60 then onto the A614 Doncaster Road out of Nottingham for
    about 6 miles and you come to a steel railway bridge over the road. Just after this there
    is an island, turn left here into Longdale Lane for about a mile. You will find a car park
    on the right, and another two car parks on the left in the circuit, Rigg Lane and Blidworth Bottoms.
  • Attenborough Nature Reserve – Take the road from Nottingham towards Long Eaton, turn left at
    Chilwell Retail park. Past Village hotel onto nature reserve. The car park on the right.

Strange Dogging Law in London

Motorbike Dogging

Essentially “dogging” is legal, if you offend passers by and they report you then you might get in trouble. However did you know that after World War II the motorcycle gained something of a reputation as a pleasure vehicle, it must have been the throbbing engines and tight leathers.

A sexy lady in a tight skirt revealing her stocking tops as she attempts to straddle a bike must have done all manner of things to the lads in those days. So a law was passed making it illegal to have sex on a motorbike in London and that’s still the case today. So bikers beware, avoid any legal action and get some Dogging Action.

Dogging Tales – The Verdict

Well, what a waste of time “Dogging Tales” was on Channel 4. I found it really boring and pretty pointless and it was in no way representative of the dirty doggers that I’ve met over the years. First of all every single person was wearing a ridiculous animal mask. Now I didn’t know these people and if I’d seen their faces I still wouldn’t know them if I spotted them in the street. But I bet you those masks wouldn’t have shielded their identity from their friends and family. The first couple was a grey haired guy much older than his partner. She had apparently been in some bad relationships in the past and dogging was a way of boosting her confidence. Then we had, I’ll choose my words carefully, a guy and two rather overweight women. Their little escapade ended rather abruptly when he lost his “confidence” when some other men turned up to watch.

Somebody has even setup a spoof page on Facebook to take the piss out of Terry The Master Dogger. There was the obligatory angry resident who was quite pleased that his local woods had been cleared of the dogging problem. Ironically his own dog then created another problem by doing a massive shit in the woods, which I might add he didn’t bother to clear up !! I mean what if the doggers come back ? There was the articulated lorry driver parked up in a layby with some lovely zebra style bedding adorning his passion wagon. He reckoned that about 70% of lorry drivers regularly engaged in dogging activities.

There was one bright spot and that was the tasty piece with big tits strutting around in black thigh high boots and her bloke. He seemed a bit of a bruiser, not somebody you’d want to mess with and my guess is he has a huge cock too. LOL just in case I bump into him one night. She was pretty hot and boasted about having six or seven guys fuck her every time they go out, that’s my kind of woman. So all in all you really didn’t learn very much, no new locations, it wasn’t particularly titillating and naive dogging newbies might even think that doggers do genuinely wear dogging masks all the time.


Paul Ross Gay Dogging Thicket Roundabout

Did you hear the one about the guy who discovered dogging action online in 2004, thought he would get lots of pussy but ended up licking the drug meow meow off another mans face ? Shouldn’t take the piss really. Paul Ross the radio presenter brother of Jonathan Ross has admitted to having a gay celebrity dogging affair in 2004 with a former teacher called Barry Olivier. Apparently after facing financial ruin Mr Ross sought solace in online dating and ended up at a location near Thicket Roundabout in Maidenhead.

He snorted meow meow off the mans face and continued to see him at a flat in the town. What can we learn from this episode ? We can make really bad jokes about “meow meow” and “pussy”, that you can get some dogging action in Maidenhead but most importantly we have yet again learned that joining websites that promote dogging action really do get you results. Ok, Mr Ross may not have got “exactly” what he thought he would when he first signed up but he did indeed get some dogging action.

Thicket Roundabout Dogging