Dogging Tales – The Verdict

Well, what a waste of time “Dogging Tales” was on Channel 4. I found it really boring and pretty pointless and it was in no way representative of the dirty doggers that I’ve met over the years. First of all every single person was wearing a ridiculous animal mask. Now I didn’t know these people and if I’d seen their faces I still wouldn’t know them if I spotted them in the street. But I bet you those masks wouldn’t have shielded their identity from their friends and family. The first couple was a grey haired guy much older than his partner. She had apparently been in some bad relationships in the past and dogging was a way of boosting her confidence. Then we had, I’ll choose my words carefully, a guy and two rather overweight women. Their little escapade ended rather abruptly when he lost his “confidence” when some other men turned up to watch.

Somebody has even setup a spoof page on Facebook to take the piss out of Terry The Master Dogger. There was the obligatory angry resident who was quite pleased that his local woods had been cleared of the dogging problem. Ironically his own dog then created another problem by doing a massive shit in the woods, which I might add he didn’t bother to clear up !! I mean what if the doggers come back ? There was the articulated lorry driver parked up in a layby with some lovely zebra style bedding adorning his passion wagon. He reckoned that about 70% of lorry drivers regularly engaged in dogging activities.

There was one bright spot and that was the tasty piece with big tits strutting around in black thigh high boots and her bloke. He seemed a bit of a bruiser, not somebody you’d want to mess with and my guess is he has a huge cock too. LOL just in case I bump into him one night. She was pretty hot and boasted about having six or seven guys fuck her every time they go out, that’s my kind of woman. So all in all you really didn’t learn very much, no new locations, it wasn’t particularly titillating and naive dogging newbies might even think that doggers do genuinely wear dogging masks all the time.


WANNA MEET MORE ATTRACTIVE LADIES THAT GO DOGGING ? THEN CLICK HERE

Comments

  1. RawDogger says:

    Dogging Tales gets repeated at 10.15pm tonight on Channel 4 – Tuesday 15th April 2014

Speak Your Mind

*